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march misfire madness! | un: wlawford

[thirtythird]

I've penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking and general recalcitrance. Be prompt, but only in the spirit of the event.

[priyatel]

wrong number but where can I sign up?

[thirtythird]

[...whoops. ...but also, not whoops?]

Well, I suppose we could move some things around and find room for another willing soul. You will, of course, have to promise to forebear for mentioning anything more meaningful than the weather.

[priyatel]

I think I can manage that. I'm Bucky.

[thirtythird]

And do you take whiskey or wine?

[priyatel]

preference for whiskey, but I'm not a picky drinker anymore.

[thirtythird]

Not anymore?

Whiskey will, of course, be arranged.

[priyatel]

after a few years in a warzone, I'll drink anything that won't make me go blind.

[thirtythird]

You get used to the stuff that will, if you give it a bit longer.

[is that an... encouraging sentiment...]

Either way, they've got the proper stuff here.

[priyatel]

well that's good. I'd rather not go blind in space. that's just disappointing AND dangerous.

[thirtythird]

More dangerous out here, would you reckon?

[priyatel]

well we are basically in a tin can that's our only protection from certain death. it's like if a submarine was cooler.

[thirtythird]

Are submersibles terribly cool?

misfire! | un: jharvelle

[tobeclosetohim]

Look if you can't keep up don't come complaining to me because I'm fucking made of fire and gold and no one's ever said no to me

[priyatel]

I can't tell if I should be insulted or turned on.

(Also, I'm totally down for fading & finding something current f you want!)

[tobeclosetohim]

fucking hell. not this again.

I did not send that. When the hell is this computer going to stop doing this.

text; un: c.danvers

[soinsouciant]

hey handsome
in ye olden times, did you guys play 'fuck, marry, kill'?

[priyatel]

assuming this is a game where you give one answer and not a game where you fuck, marry and kill someone, yes.

[soinsouciant]

oh we haven't updated it that far yet

but I mean, if anywhere, it'd be on this ship, right?

anyway, awesome. I don't have to explain! game time. fuck, marry, kill:
thor, tony stark, sam wilson

[priyatel]

I just met Sam, so this doesn't really seem fair to him. he seems like a good guy.

[ He's also the only person on the list Bucky hasn't already fooled around with. ]

[soinsouciant]

spoile my fun why don't you. well, alright. I'll sub in for wilson. thor, stark, myself.

[priyatel]

wow. wow wow wow. that's not fair, either! poor Tony's gonna get killed, because I'm not passing up sex with Thor and I think we both know I'd marry you. poor guy.

what if I kill no one and marry you both?

[soinsouciant]

oh, how modern of you, I like it!

who else are we marrying and/or adding to the harem? 'cause I'm bringing fortescue. if you've met her, you'll agree with me. if you haven't, you'll thank me.

[priyatel]

hmm I think dear mister Nightingale only likes men, but I think you'll like him as a friend. Thor has to come, of course, and have you met Zari? I like her.

[soinsouciant]

judgment free zones in our marriage harem, we bring who we like to enjoy who they like. i trust your taste.

you might not trust mine after this but I'm honour bound to bring nebula. I think she'd murder me in my sleep if I didn't. she's delightful like that.

[priyatel]

well you know me. I kind of like a woman with murderous intent.

do we invite Sam? he's cute.

[soinsouciant]

[ Don't make a Captain America reference, don't make a Captain America reference, don't.... ]

absolutely, he's a real good one.

[priyatel]

you know we're geniuses, right?

[soinsouciant]

was that ever in doubt? clearly we share a braincell, and only good can come of that.